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featuring the band with queen, cora coleman. and now seth meyers. good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is late night. how's everybody doing tonight? we hope you're doing well. now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. former president trump has reportedly complained to advisers about how he's portrayed in the sketches created by the courtroom artists in his hush money trial. well, i guess when you're used to being painted like this and his sketch is bound to be a letdown, president biden suggested earlier this month that his uncle was eaten by a tribe of cannibals during world war two. okay, man, we get it. scranton was a tough town. south dakota governor kristi noem is facing criticism for writing in her upcoming memoir about killing her. 14 month old puppy. even crazier, it was during a drug deal gone bad. in a new

interview, our head writer wrote that joke and a new inner oh, he criticizes the other writers, but sometimes. sometimes he's not right about everything. in a new interview, former president trump's ex attorney general, bill barr, said that trump talked regularly about executing his rivals, not to mention coworkers. in her new memoir, actress rebel wilson wrote that a member of the british royal family once invited her to a drug filled orgy at a tech billionaires house. she didn't name names, but come on, we all know who it was. according to a new survey, a third of public school teachers believe that schools should install metal detectors. the other two thirds are concerned their flasks will set it off. the american lung association recently released its state of the air report. apparently it's loaded with dangerous particles such as smoke, pollen and boeing airplane parts. who. but, like,

why would you woo woo? the restaurant chain chipotle reportedly told employees last week they could not have chicken for their own meals because of high customer demand. also due to high customer demand, employees can't have the bathroom key. and finally, authorities and authorities in florida recently seized nearly 150 pounds of crystal meth, two kilograms of cocaine and one kilogram of fentanyl from a home in orlando. wow that's almost enough drugs to have a good time in orlando. and that was the monologue, everybody. here we go. we're back. we are back. got a great show for you tonight. he's a grammy nominated comedian and actor who's starring in unfrosted, which premieres on netflix this weekend. jim gaffigan is here. everybody and

they are grammy nominated musicians who are joining forces on their upcoming sweat tour. charli xcx and troye sivan will be joining us. but before we get to all that, the very first witness called by the prosecution and donald trump's hush money trial confirmed in testimony last week that the payments were part of a criminal conspiracy to defraud the electorate and help trump during the 2016 campaign. for more on this, it's time for a closer look. well, guys, we just had a two week hiatus for spring break and we missed a fair amount. i did not do well mentally without the show to process the news. here's a picture of me over the break doing a closer look at a makeshift desk in central park. i talked for 36 hours straight until i got too tired and passed out. here's a picture of that. yeah, yeah, we missed trump falling asleep in court. but guys, good news. i think it's going to happen again if someone's going to doze off multiple times during the first

week of a trial, there will be other naps forthcoming. also, he's not dozing off in just any trial. it's his trial. how can he be chill enough to snooze at this point? i do think he met a genie in one of his wishes was i'll never get convicted. and now every day he calls the genie and said i might never get indicted. and the genie says, you can't change it. and trump says, what about my other two wishes? and the genie says, you use those already won to win the election, and one for that airplane chicken. and then trump says, oh yeah, that one was a mistake. i have to. jeff shouldn't have used a wish for that. should have sent an aide out. so it's weird to hear reports about a former president falling asleep at his own criminal trial. but one thing that remained true over our break is that maga republicans, in addition to supporting an unrepentant criminal, authoritarian who wants unlimited dictatorial powers, are also very, very weird. trump supporters. vivek ramaswamy recently said this extremely bizarre thing at a maga event.

it's going to be every one of you, every one of us doing our part as well for this country. and when we face our founding fathers in the afterlife and they ask us, what sacrifice did you make for your country, we better have a good answer for them, and we will. first of all, i like that he said. afterlife and not heaven. way to know your audience. second of all, if i get to meet alexander hamilton when i die, my first question for him will be, can you really rap? oh can you imagine how much the afterlife must stink for hamilton? now everyone he meets is like, do you know there's a musical about yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, i doubt anyone up there is even paying attention to politics. if they were, we probably wouldn't have ended up with the single most amoral asset in the entire world. as president, the guy who's broken nine out of the ten commandments. and he came pretty close to getting mike pence killed on january 6th. that would have been ten out of ten. he could have gotten his card punched anyway, that's a low. these people will stoop. they

genuinely want you to think you have to vote for trump or the ghost of thomas jefferson will be mad at you when you die, but that somehow is not the weirdest, most offputting thing. a maga republican has done lately. not even close. one of donald trump's possible vice presidential picks facing some backlash. this is an excerpt from an upcoming book south dakota governor kristi noem. she explained how she shot and killed her 14 month old puppy named cricket, in an excerpt from the book obtained by the guardian, noem described the puppy as untrainable dangerous to anyone she came in contact with and less than worthless as a hunting dog. she then went, went on to write, quote, i hated that dog. it's one thing to kill a dog named cricket. it's another to brag about it in a book. what's the book even called? i did it, she thought telling that story would make her look cool. what's going on? does she think cats can vote? and even if they could, those lazy sons of aren't going to

wait in line at a high school for three hours. it's horrible enough to kill a dog, but even crazier to brag about it. that's a level of psycho i didn't even know existed. even buffalo bill had the self-awareness to keep his abhorrent behavior indoors. he didn't walk around town saying, hey, check out my new outfit. are you so scared? and soon? but don't worry. after the backlash, noem offered a very reasonable explanation that made it all better. she wrote on social media. the tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. sadly we just had to put down three horses a few weeks ago that have been in our family for 25 years. a way to change the narrative. yeah, i killed a dog. but in my defense also, three horses sleep with your eyes open. donkey and you know, we don't have a ton of time on our show to talk about the governor of south dakota. but this is not her first bonkers moment of 2024. in march, she posted a five minute video that was basically an infomercial for a cosmetic dentistry practice in texas.

well hi, i'm kristi noem, i'm the governor of south dakota and had the opportunity to come to smile texas to fix my teeth, which has been absolutely amazing for years. i have needed to have an adjustment to my teeth from a biking accident, and they have been absolutely phenomenal. got the chance to work with doctor davis. doctor dooley has always been fantastic to me too, but the team here was remarkable and finally gave me a smile that i can be proud of and confident in. she went to texas to get her teeth fixed, which explains why the south dakota license plates have the slogan we don't have any dentists here. this story you tell us a lot about kristi noem, but they also say a lot about donald trump. she wants to be his vp and thought both of those things were positives, that when her name came up, trump would say, nice teeth kills dogs. a lot of like a lot of like, so who knows, maybe trump is spending his time during the first criminal trial of an ex-president thinking about running mates between cat naps.

whatever he's doing, it's clear that the trial is not off to a great start for him, although his supporters would like you to believe that actually, trump's time in new york has been awesome. he goes outside, he talks to construction workers, he goes to a bodega. they cheer him when donald trump visits a bodega in harlem. that's not manufactured. he's going all over the place. and his stamina. maria i've never seen anything like it in my life. i mean, i've just never seen it. it's he'll be in trial all day long, relentlessly being attacked by a corrupt judge. you know, who's literally family is apparently profiting off of this whole thing, only to step out and go do events at bodegas, going to a bodega is proof that you have energy and stamina. have you ever been to a bodega? the vibe in there isn't exactly up with people. every bodega i ever went to was like a dmv with lottery tickets. here's how you know the vibe at a bodega is low energy. that's where the cats are. so trump supporters want you to believe the trial is going well based on what's happening outside the courtroom. but

inside the courtroom, there was testimony from a former trump ally that went straight to the heart of the case in the spotlight. the prosecution's first witness, david pecker, the former publisher of the national enquirer. in his testimony, he described under oath the catch and kill scheme, saying that he would look for negative stories about trump, buy the rights, and then bury them. stories like the one about former adult film star stormy daniels. the alleged scheme stretches back to 2015. a meeting at trump tower between mr. trump, his former fixer and attorney michael cohen, and david pecker, the longtime publisher of the national enquirer. this is where prosecutors say the trio hatched a plot for the tabloid to buy and bury any stories about mr. trump, a tactic known as catch and kill. pecker said he questioned the legality of buying a story concerning a political candidate, then killing it. he adds he would not have done it were it not for trump's benefit. when pushed by prosecutors about whether he

suppressed stories to help a presidential candidate, pecker replied yes. did the defendant suppress stories to win the election? yes. was one of those stories about stormy daniels? yes. and in that story, did miss daniels discuss the size and shape of the defendant's penis? yes and is it true that miss daniels describes said penis as both small and weird? yes. if the jury could say, visualize the defendant's penis, would they have a better understanding of why he may have wanted to engage in a criminal conspiracy to illegally suppress this story? yes, your honor, i would like to enter into evidence, exhibit a this kumquat. i got it at the bodega. that testimony is crucial because this case is not just about hush money. it's about election interference. pecker confirmed that he bought stories to help trump defraud voters and win the 2016 election. and trump covered it up by lying and falsifying business records. but trump's supporters, like to ignore that part when they dismiss the charges as nonsense, like republican senator lindsey graham, who said over the weekend that it's okay for trump to do it because all celebrities

do it. david pecker, who ran the national enquirer's parent company, testified that he paid to catch and kill stories about trump, specifically to help his presidential campaign. you don't have any concerns about that. you know, apparently a lot of people do this arnold schwarzenegger, tiger woods, no, i think the whole thing is a crock. tiger woods is not running for president. and the allegation is about at least not yet about campaign. yeah i think the whole thing's bs, the whole thing's bs. it's more bs than the time. mom. meemaw told me her parakeet had to move into my bedroom because it was keeping her up all night with its cursing. she learned those words from you, mama. parakeets are born knowing how to say some. also, no one is saying celebrities can't pay hush money. i've done it not to cover up an affair, but to bury any photos of me doing a standing monologue from the first year of our show. i didn't know what to do with my hands. the crime

isn't just paying hush money. the crime is committing fraud by concealing crucial information from voters in order to win a presidential election and then covering it up. and now trump is reportedly considering for vp a person who not only killed a dog but was proud of it, she bragged about it and basically said it gave me a smile that i can be proud of. it's the last thing that dog saw. it's nice to be back. there's been a closer look. we'll be right back with jim gaffigan. for more obsessed closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. imagine a

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am officially the co-host. and i'm gonna fix some things around here. no, no, that's not what i wanted this to go. you. i went to celebrate with something you brought us. oh, wow. you have your own personal bourbon brand now. oh my gosh, how did that end up happening? well, don't you remember? you brought him in a box and you were selling it. and i told them to place it back there, but i didn't know they were going to do exactly what i wanted. this is my bourbon. it's called father time. yeah, and because, you know, people ask, why do you have your own bourbon ? it's because i have children. yeah, and. and you cut out the middleman. yes. and so i know your kids are younger. yeah, but you're going to need this stuff. yeah. and i think that fathers are generally underappreciated. who would agree with me? right listen to these divorced dads, right. that's the most muted we've ever gotten for a call out . that's how bad life is as a dad. people like, do they? well

it is first of all we got to try this. all right i also drink it with ice. and you're not going to judge me. feel the weight on that. oh, it's a good way. nice, right? that means so much to everyone. oh, no. heavy cork. oh, yeah. no i worked really hard on this. oh, you wasted your time. no one cares ever. the thing is, it's like this is unlike other celebrity spirits. yeah. i'm going to lose money. okay? because this is. i was approached a couple times, but i've had some celebrity spirits that weren't great. so i called a friend in louisville and i was like, hey, do you think that we can buy a couple barrels and make sure that it's good? and so we that's what we did. and then we designed the label and is that your father? that is. no, that's my grandfather. that's your grandfather. that's my grandfather by the way, i have to sign this because every bottle is signed. i signed every bottle. and i really regret

deciding to do that because in the end, i'm just a lazy guy. so you're losing money. you've made it more hard on yourself than anybody else. like clooney's not signing his tequila. no he's not. he's just making money and not signing. that's my grandfather, okay? and you know, it's interesting because as your kids get older, when you become a father, it makes you look at your father differently. yeah. and so over time and during the pandemic, when i became an alcoholic, i realized that, you know, my dad made more sense. and then it made me consider my grandfather, who made dentures. i don't want to brag, but. and i remember thinking, that's so weird. he made dentures, but he really is a hero because i found out on, finding your roots that he broke a cycle of my family working in coal mines. not that there's anything wrong with coal mines, but we worked in coal mines for, like, 60, 70 years, and he broke the cycle. so let's give it up for, joe patrick gaffigan. so that was, you know,

i, cheers, by the way, cheers to your grandfather. let's see if you like it. i'm very excited. you can tell it's a heavy cork, a heavy stopper. it's wonderful. it's good. right. it's a very smooth and good. i mean, that's the important thing. i wanted it to be smooth. i wanted it to be good because it's, you know, it's, it's smooth. like gaffigan , you also have these are glasses that these are quotes, these are quotes on the glasses. can i read my quote? yes. raising these are your quotes. i should note. these are not inspirational. these are just raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks. yes. yeah. and this is, being a father is definitely the most important thing i will fail at. and some of it is like, around father's day, you do a lot of family material. well, it's crazy, i mean, i have three, you have five kids between the ages of 19 and 11. i know, so how can you not? no matter how crazy the world gets, i feel like there

must be nothing that generates better material for you than five children. it really is amazing. i mean, they are slowly killing me. yeah, but there is an endless supply of material, which is really pain, right? because that's what standup is. we take pain and we turn it into ha ha. yeah. so they're just like pain factories. and then you're like spinning it into laughs. i mean, that's why teenagers that's why every hurricanes is named after a teenager right. yeah. yeah. it's hard it's hard. and that's why this is in new york city. kids. i'm the fact that you. because again, that's where i realized, oh, the people in the suburbs. i'm not saying it's easy to have kids in the suburbs, but my god, this city. no. yeah i mean, i love new york city. i've lived here for 35 years. i know i look like i'm 36, but. and i love the city so much, but i would love to walk maybe a half a block without smelling pot. yeah that would be nice. you know what i mean? i know, i mean, i've got an 11 and a 12 year old and, you

know, it's like i'd like them to maybe struggle to find drugs at all possible, but. well, i, you know, because i feel like i learned a lot of my wherewithal for how hard it was to track down as a kid. yes. you know, that resourcefulness you looking for drugs made you great. yeah i'd have to go to, like, the old quarry. right? and half of it was oregano. yeah. meanwhile, these kids just getting it like they're storefronts. now, if you're watching at home, we're encouraging alcohol and drugs. you've. i've been very lucky recently. i've been doing, some shows with our friend, john oliver. you've been doing shows with jerry seinfeld. that must be a heck of a night for people. oh it is crazy. i mean, jerry, it's. you know, i'm just happy that i can help him. you know what i mean? because he's had some tough times, right? financially, it's not been good. when's he going to have some success? yeah. do you know what

i mean? yeah, i mean i don't. he had a sitcom, seinfeld, comedians in cars b movie. but other than that, yeah. it's not sweet of you to throw the rope down for her. i just want to help. yeah, i mean, you're a helpful guy, but, you know, it is. and i'm sure that john oliver is like this. there is something, you know, as a comedian, when you can, when you gain a certain level of touring and success, you lose contact with people. so it's great when you can do these shows together with, yes, somebody that's so fun and, you know, jerry is just like this encyclopedic knowledge of comedy. he's like talking to aristotle about comedy. it is nice to be with someone like, i feel like there are some people who are like, oh, i don't want to talk about work. yes. all i ever want to do when i'm with another community is talk about yes, yes, yeah. and, you know, and jerry is definitely one of those guys that is constantly caught up in the theoretic and, and the logic behind jokes. so it's really fun. i mean, it's either that or alcohol. yeah,

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we are currently developing a product that doesn't need milk. wait a minute. what ever happened to milky cashman? he was the first missing person on the side of a milk carton. his own milk carton. sorry for my french. that's not french. well, what does this mean? what it means is we're about to have some very powerful people very upset. i'm not afraid of those sour cream jockeys. that kind of attitude could land you on the business end of a cow. that means the butt. welcome back to late night. we're here with jim gaffigan. that was a clip from unfrosted. this is a this is a fictional tale about the breakfast wars. is that a fair way to describe it? you know, probably one of the most significant events in modern times. the creation of the pop tarts. yeah. and it is a fictionalized. but yeah, it's this amazing. and by the way, the cast is bananas. it really is. like if you looked at like,

the cast list, because every day we would, you know, you know, melissa mccarthy and amy schumer and it would just you would go, oh, hugh grant. and it's just yeah, i mean, we could we could spend like 20 minutes talking about it, but it really is amazing. jerry co-wrote the film with spike feresten, who's very funny, and a brothers of our cue card guy, wally feresten, which is very exciting. and wally, give it up for wally, everybody. cue card. wally, what about wally? shocked. wally did not have a bigger role. yeah, yeah, yeah, there he is. really? tonight's all about wally, you'd be shocked how many nights end up there. yeah, they start about me, and they just slowly curve around to wally, this is. it feels very fitting for you, not just because of your skills as an actor we've talked about before. i think you're a wonderful actor. but you a pop tart film does sort of call is a siren call to jim gaffigan. yes well, i, i love food. yeah, i'm a fan of it. you and jerry are maybe two of our greatest living food comedians. oh, well, that's

that's a great honor. yeah, yeah. and there is the pop tart and the hot pocket. are you there, sister? yeah, yeah. they're like, they are like minded. yeah. every, you know, there's the jamaican meat pie. there's, you know, the calzone really. it's. yeah. it's the one unifying thing. very few people like one of those and aren't into the other. right. yeah. if you're eating any of those you're not eating well. yeah. right. that's a very simple. yeah. that's a very simple dietary rule is if you're eating anything that's described as a pocket. yes. yeah. or a tart. yes yeah. yeah. yes. it pops in the word. that's a bad sign or meat pie. yeah. meat pie i love a jamaican meat pie. but you're not. that's there's no culinary achievement there. yeah but i was so excited when jerry, because he started writing this with spike and a couple of other seinfeld writers during the lockdown. and, you know, i would just never bet against jerry seinfeld on anything. and so and then he then he sold the script and they were going to do it, at

netflix. and i had to be that diplomatic friend who all i wanted to do was like, hey, what's my part? you know what i mean? yeah, but i had to be like, oh, hey, how's that project going? hoping that he would ask me. and then he did. and then it was a it was a great part. so i was thrilled. that's really cool. you we were talking backstage about the fun of, you know, because again, you've done ten specials. and so every time you finish one, you've got to start writing again. you still even after doing it for this long, you still love the writing of standup. i love it, and i'm just trying to get my dad to love me. yeah you know, your dad passed away. how long ago, 30 years ago. but he might watch it . no. it is. i mean, it's the process that i love, right? it's. and there's no better high than than getting a new joke to work, right? yeah. i mean, isn't that the most heartbreaking thing? is the first time a joke? you know, you wrote one that works like that's the best it will ever be in your head. yeah, yeah, yeah. but that's why you

got to keep going back and finding more and more. do you, do you find when you do, you do your writing on a computer. do you do longhand. like how do you a little bit of most i rewrite on a computer. gotcha. but there's, you know, sometimes it's, talk to text, sometimes it's in my notes. but do you feel like, do you have that moment where you think you've landed on a new one that's going to work, where you just feel like your pulse racing, just in the writing of it? oh, yeah. definitely i mean, well, there is something i find, and this sounds a lot of times when i complain about my kids, i'll be like, oh yeah, that's actually funny. yeah. you know what i mean? and like, or, you know, my wife, which i would never say anything negative against, we have this dog. and just hearing her like she has a very, you know, complicated relationship with the dog. and there was a moment when we were talking about it, and i was like, i was empathetic to her, but i was like, oh, this is a great joke. so it's complex. my wife has once said to me, like during an

argument, she went, stop writing because she could tell that, like during a fight. i was like, oh, hello there. she was like, don't think about what you're going to spin this where? yeah. so yeah, it's not easy for them, you're doing the hollywood bowl in may. that's a fantastic venue and it's going to be a fantastic show. tell us some of the people on that bill. well, it's got sebastian maniscalco, jerry seinfeld, nate vargas. it's and we're doing it two nights, which is bananas. so i don't know. i've never been to the hollywood bowl. it's gigantic. it'd be quite a night, congrats on the film. congrats on everything. it's always so great to talk to you, jim. appreciate it. jim gaffigan, everybody get his bourbon. unfrosted begins streaming on netflix may third. for stand up tour dates, go to jim gaffigan.com. we'll be right back with charli xcx and troye sivan. if you have chronic kidney disease, you can reduce the risk

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so happy to have you both here. thank you. you are back on the show, but this is the first time we've chatted. charli, you were here ten years ago. there you are, troy. you were here eight years ago, and now we're so happy to have you here together. how are you both? good. our looks have changed quite a lot. yeah. fashion? yeah. that's the thing with pop stars, the looks change. so i have to ask you guys going into this tour together. how how did you first meet? i'm the first time. well, so actually, i saw you before i met you at, a festival in the uk. i went and watched charli perform. i was like, front row. charli looked at me, i got starstruck, charli, do you remember looking at troye in the front row? no okay. fair enough, no. yeah. there were probably like 25 people there though, so

i know it was obviously wasn't a sold out show. i was like singing every word. i loved it, was it sold out though? no. like no. like literally. okay. like not at all. no, no. yeah but no. and then the first time we actually met was at charlie's house. charlie had a house party, and somehow i ended up there. okay this is it. it was in la. it was in la. okay. and charlie, did you throw good house parties? yeah, i did, they were they were kind of like i mean i don't want to they were kind of famous. they were iconic. i swear they were iconic. i had heard a lot about them. that's why i was really excited to, like, tell me some of the iconic details of a charli xcx party. what was the location? what was the house like? there's like a castle. yeah, it's like an old kind of tudor house. i don't live there anymore, okay? it was like an old tudor house. a little bit scary. spooky vibes for sure. okay. like this is let me just say this is sounding very iconic . yeah. spooky old castle. great. yeah, yeah. occasionally the police would get called. okay, my neighbors hated me. did you ever mend it? by the time?

do you think that when you left, they were like, good riddance. or they were like, you know, we were wrong about her? oh, no. okay. they were like, bye. yeah, yeah, yeah. and so you go to this, you sort of get invited to. did you know before you went there that these parties already had this reputation? yeah. okay. i had heard about the parties, and then i think i went, i don't know, with my boyfriend at the time and. yeah, i don't remember , like, much of the party. i remember meeting you in the kitchen. yeah. i didn't know you were coming. yeah, i was quite starstruck when i met you. really yeah. i was like, oh, my god, try some handsome house. and was this a normal thing at your parties? are they so iconic that a lot of time people would just come into the kitchen and you'd be surprised and excited? yeah yeah, yeah. i mean, i definitely had like a few parties where, like, someone would, like, come up to me and be like, do you know about the person whose house this is? and i'd be like? and they'd be like, oh, have you not heard about him? and i was like, tell me more. and they'd be like, oh, and then they'd like, say this really crazy story. and i'd just be like, totally, you know, did

you your parties were you sort of managing the party? were you like, in charge of balibo? yeah, i was just it was it was always just quite messy. it wasn't very chic. it was like messy, like just like messy. castle party. yeah you know the vibe. sure. i was invited to a lot of those. yeah. next time there's always the future. there's always the future. now, this is a i've heard you guys describe. you want this tour to feel like a rave, and you guys both had a lot of, raves in your past. and this is the part that i find very endearing. you both both brought your parents to raves when you were younger. yeah. my parents. i started playing at raves when i was younger, i had a myspace, and this guy on the internet was. it sounds really shady, but he. he would like, hit me up and be like, hey, do you want to come and play these raves? i was like 14 at the time. super weird. yeah, actually, now i'm saying out

loud, more you're talking about it, the worse it's getting. yeah, yeah, so my parents are very, you know, like intelligent of them. they were like, we will take you to the raves, which i was kind of, you know, frustrated by because i wanted my rebellion. sure. but we would basically go to these raves together, and i would perform, and they would kind of stand in the back being very, very supportive. i would assume when you're going on in a rave, it's fairly late in the evening. yeah, yeah, yeah. the first time we went we didn't know that. okay. because we, i grew up in the countryside. i wasn't really like immersed in, you know, like club culture growing up. it was like the countryside. and, and so we went at like 9 p.m. and no one was there. and we kind of helped them set up. and then it wasn't until like 3 a.m. that i went on, and that's when i learned, like, oh, like we were really early. yeah. rave promoters are historically bad at preparing you for what you're about. yeah, yeah. did you. what about you? i've never taken my parents to a rave. my parents have, shown up against my will before and also know i'll, like,

be traveling and i'll get a video in the family group chat of, like, my mum, like, barefoot in some place, just like going absolutely insane to music. you'll find out after the fact that your mom was at the rave. yeah, yeah. wow yeah. no, she loves it. she like. like honestly, the harder the music, the more she, the more she likes it. yeah. what are you good for her. what do you call it? isn't that like a bush bush stuff? oh, is this oh, bush stuff? this is a great question. this is about australian term. yeah. yeah. so like a, like a doof is like a party. like a doof doof doof. yep. and then, a bush doof is a doof in the bush, like in the, you know, duh. yeah. self-explanatory and that's in mad max, that movie mad max. there's the diff warrior. did you know that? oh, i didn't know that. yeah, that's what he's called. and i once called him the doof warrior. and everybody in australia were like, dude, have you never heard of a doof boof? and i was like, no, right, doof bush bush doof bush stuff.

yeah, yeah, yeah. so close. so close. there's also, i don't know if this is a slur in america. it's fine. go for it. i can, i can say no, no, no a poof doof is a gay party, okay. because okay. no. yeah now i have i have another question for you guys, which is, you how do you guys feel when you're out in public and you hear your music? i love it personally, i personally, i like run to the bathroom vibes. i don't love it. you don't love when you hear your music. but, charlie, is it true that you've actually seen troy? yeah, i was going to say this isn't true. okay because we we've been out together recently . we were at a grammys after party, and your song came on and it was very much like troy, middle of the dance floor, dua lipa being like number one cheerleader, kind of being like, i feel the rush vibes. and you were in a cute little beret in the middle. yeah, it was a

moment and you loved it. no. okay. so i yeah, i was i was going to be like humble vibes and say that i hate it, i really do. but then the that night like not to brag but i got nominated for a grammy this year. congratulations. and so that night i was like, okay, you know what? like don't don't like, try hide, don't go to the bathroom. like, this is, like really sick and also it was like, do i see my face, like singing the lyrics and stuff like that? so i was like, okay, yeah, i should probably just, like, pretend to be chill about what's going on right now. yeah. i think you were right to celebrate that moment, i think. thank you. yeah. thank you. that was a very, very smart choice. you also were in you were portrayed, i should say, in an episode of snl recently, timothee chalamet played you. yes. it was about a woman who had a medical condition. i guess she just like saw you dancing and you did not know this was coming. i did not know it was coming. they they had like emailed to get the song cleared. sure. for snl. so i

knew that there was a chance that it was that the song was going to be on snl, but i had no idea. like, i had no idea. any details. i did a google search and saw that timothee was hosting, and so i was like, there's no way. like there's no way, but then even so, i thought maybe it would be like sort of the butt of a joke for like one second or something. i had no idea that it was going to be like a whole a full sketch skit like that, and then, yeah, i made my instagram pictures. yeah so you changed your profile picture to be that which, by the way, like. the thing is, though, now some people don't know that that's not me. and like, like, you know, with work and stuff like that, i'll get sent like some creative deck or whatever. and the brand will like include a picture of like, all these beautiful pictures of me. and then there's like timothee in the wig and yeah, it's awesome. you also were talking you did raves earlier in your career. you performed at raves. you were a busker ten years old. yeah, i

used to sing like in the city, just like on the street in perth. i hated it so much. but you say that about hearing your own music and now. no, no, no, that's i genuinely i really i really, really detest. so why did you do it? i mean, i'm so impressed to, like, work through. did you hate the, like the performance anxiety or just which part of it i just did it for money, honestly. like, no, no, i really, it was, i guess good experience and stuff. and i think it was like fun to try and get people because when you start, it's so brutal. people just, like, walk past you and don't you don't pay any attention. and then, you know, if you can start to like, build a crowd. it's kind of fun, i guess. but i did it like maybe five times and, it like, i made more money than i did at my bar mitzvah, and that was like, sick to me. so that's very impressive. that was cool. so you guys must be so excited you're going to spend the fall together doing this show. it seems like you really, genuinely get along. we do. we were just saying before we were coming out here, we, like, don't know any of the info about the tour. like, when does it start? who knows? yeah, we're like supposed to be promoting it, but you've

got the info, i've got the info and you know what? i'm gonna i'm gonna venture there's a website and everything. i reckon there is. yeah, yeah. no it's gonna be great. it's gonna be so fun. it was so nice to have you guys on almost ten years ago, but it has been even more lovely getting to talk to you in person. thank you guys so much for being here. this has just been crazy. ex. first of all, everybody, tickets to sweat are on sale now right here. we'll be right back with more late night. this looks like an actual farm. it looks cute on the app. either by the bins, the boats, and either by you, taylor. either by the kitchen. make some hair on the line. get my get. get by. down meanwhile, at a vrbo, when other vacation rentals aren't what they're cracked up to be, try one where you know what

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